Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
Most American things SCORE 5
First world problems SCORE 12
Get it? SCORE 136
4chan the prophet SCORE 1
We all need a little… SCORE 12
The metric system vs. imperial SCORE 16
ISIS suicide bomber hits IED. Car is launched into the air. Suicide bomber detonates himself in mid air. SCORE -18
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
Hello from the SCORE 112
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
"We buy any car" SCORE 10
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 128
Yes, please. SCORE 134
A sequel I could get behind. SCORE 265
Khal-Mart Brand SCORE 131
Happy Birthday, Henry Cavill! Puberty hit him like a truck SCORE 5
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 196
Good Guy Trucker this morning SCORE 14
His facial expression is killing me SCORE 143
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
Truth About Happiness SCORE 111
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
The joys of having kids… SCORE 10
Drawing is hard SCORE 187
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Important SCORE 12
Why we are friends SCORE -5
