My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Truth. SCORE 182
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
BROFIST SCORE -3
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Wrong Show SCORE 191
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I yawned! SCORE 10
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Word! SCORE 19
I was mugged! SCORE 130
How is this possible? SCORE 277
