I want to believe. SCORE 28
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
I would eat them. SCORE 41
treat? SCORE 25
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
It’s all good. SCORE 49
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Olden but golden SCORE 19
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Movie Magic SCORE 27
