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Cats+are+jerks.
SCORE 194
Simply%2C+lore.
Simply, lore. SCORE 27
I+have+five+friends%26%238230%3B+Sometimes+they+text+me.
I have five friends… Sometimes they text me. SCORE 24
When+you+lie+on+your+resume+but+still+get+the+job%26%238230%3B
When you lie on your resume but still get the job… SCORE 29
We+went+from+All+Lives+Matter+to+Sacrifice+the+Weak+fast+as+lightning.
We went from All Lives Matter to Sacrifice the Weak fast as lightning. SCORE 16
This+year+is+a+little+charred%2C+so+far.
This year is a little charred, so far. SCORE 23
The+unwritten+rule+becomes+enforced.
The unwritten rule becomes enforced. SCORE 25
The+Fourth+Horseman+has+arrived.
The Fourth Horseman has arrived. SCORE 29
It+hangs+in+the+entryway.
It hangs in the entryway. SCORE 27
I+should+get+a+whale.
I should get a whale. SCORE 22
Landlord+Mr.+Z+is+about+to+be+investigated+for+greedery.
Landlord Mr. Z is about to be investigated for greedery. SCORE 16
Abandoned+President%26%238217%3Bs+heads+in+a+rural+Virginia+field
Abandoned President’s heads in a rural Virginia field SCORE 27
One+Byte+Of+RAM+From+1946
One Byte Of RAM From 1946 SCORE 20
A+mountain+blue+bird.
A mountain blue bird. SCORE 28
A+very+long+book%2C+son
A very long book, son SCORE 19
Moscow+Olympics+Opening+Ceremony%2C+circa+1980
Moscow Olympics Opening Ceremony, circa 1980 SCORE 22
Wizard+of+oz%2C+basically.
Wizard of oz, basically. SCORE 21
University+library%2C+Istanbul
University library, Istanbul SCORE 25
Wood+you+care+for+some+would%3F
Wood you care for some would? SCORE 18
Advanced+biology.
Advanced biology. SCORE 27
You%26%238217%3Bre+doing+great+%28probably%26%238230%3B%29
You’re doing great (probably…) SCORE 24
Minnesota+Jim
Minnesota Jim SCORE 31
They+need+to+bring+this+back%2C+alongside+a+hand+sanitizer+station%26%238230%3B
They need to bring this back, alongside a hand sanitizer station… SCORE 16
Perspective+is+everything.
Perspective is everything. SCORE 24
%26%238217%3Bcause+their+just+the+best+of+friends.
’cause their just the best of friends. SCORE 29
PSA%3A+Summer+is+coming.
PSA: Summer is coming. SCORE 19
Easy+mistake%2C+honestly.
Easy mistake, honestly. SCORE 17
%26%238216%3BHistory+will+remember+this+as+the+great+overreaction.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+John+Smith+wearing+a+mask.
‘History will remember this as the great overreaction.’ – John Smith wearing a mask. SCORE 16
muh+freedoms
muh freedoms SCORE 29
I+must+go+chew%21
I must go chew! SCORE 30
mood
mood SCORE 26
Big+oof.
Big oof. SCORE 25
WEEE+WOOOO
WEEE WOOOO SCORE 28
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How to keep Santa a secret SCORE 164
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Spider fixes leaf SCORE 72
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Seems legit… SCORE 70
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