one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
enter my what now? SCORE 27
the astley paradox SCORE 19
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
dreams are fun SCORE 28
not a high success rate SCORE 25
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
til death do us part SCORE 22
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
boom SCORE 12
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
glucose guardian SCORE 12
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
all natural SCORE 22
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
fancy af SCORE 10
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
therapy burn SCORE 29
one is never an option SCORE 10
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33