Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Still can’t get past his CGI upper lip SCORE 29
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Proceed SCORE 30
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -34
Sports! SCORE 42
The system works SCORE 51
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
What murder? SCORE 45
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Did humanity learn nothing from the Terminator franchise??? SCORE 27
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 26
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Fatality SCORE 40
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33