How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
4/21. SCORE 617
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
Are they twins? SCORE 590
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Buffering. SCORE 814
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Congratulations… SCORE 777
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348