I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
No Longer Worried About Machines Taking Over SCORE 164
Why I don’t cook much SCORE 200
I Don’t Understand Why So Many pigs die while eating an apple… SCORE 74
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Maths, not even once.. SCORE 128
A School Lesson which I can never forget SCORE 121
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
When you realize school is about to start soon SCORE 68
Just let me go SCORE 49
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Toddler game show I would definitely watch SCORE 101
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
"Deciding not to have kids is selfish!" SCORE 131
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
What do you do for fun? SCORE 100
The perils of being a cake decorator SCORE 93
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
What’s my purpose? SCORE 104
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
This is adorable SCORE 135
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany SCORE 94
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Do You Ever Get A Weird Crush On Someone… SCORE 116
Seven days without a pun makes one weak SCORE 97
The Real Walk Of Shame SCORE 98
The truth hurts SCORE 40
