Horses ARE cool SCORE 111
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 90
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 59
Measures of success SCORE 81
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
My Man! SCORE 108
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 112
Be Lucy SCORE 76
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 94
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 131
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 135
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 98
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 110
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 94
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
