Spooky! SCORE 190
How I feel about family near the end of the holidays. SCORE 162
*judges uncomfortably* SCORE 88
Asked the waiter to pick a number between one and ten. SCORE 245
Pun! SCORE 159
Inflammable means flammable? What a language! SCORE 75
Never talk to me or my 42 trees again SCORE 123
My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114. SCORE 150
There there, Lindsay. SCORE 60
She is purrfect. SCORE 104
Christmas. SCORE 99
If I move slow enough, maybe he won't notice... SCORE 145
The battle just started SCORE 139
Trolling a squirrel. SCORE 203
What is the function of the bovines? SCORE 21
Henlo good fren SCORE 45
Can practically hear their diabolical laugh SCORE 102
30 dr. seuss quotes SCORE 129
This is why high heels hurt your feet. SCORE 288
It's on my resume. SCORE 108
Good advice. SCORE 152
I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy SCORE 93
If You're Going To Work Out SCORE 90
Never trust anybody. SCORE 189
My friend’s impressive crocheting SCORE 66
Customer service job interview SCORE 77
LOVING YOUR BEST FRIEND SCORE 284
I can relate. SCORE 204
So far so good! SCORE 21
Andy trying to become a cop. SCORE 196
When your good deed backfires SCORE 181
My favorite show from the '90's SCORE 58
