
Spooky! SCORE 190

How I feel about family near the end of the holidays. SCORE 162

*judges uncomfortably* SCORE 88

Asked the waiter to pick a number between one and ten. SCORE 245

Pun! SCORE 159

Inflammable means flammable? What a language! SCORE 75

Never talk to me or my 42 trees again SCORE 123

My old front porch floor lasted 97 years. By my calculations, this prank may not pay off until 2114. SCORE 150

There there, Lindsay. SCORE 60

She is purrfect. SCORE 104

Christmas. SCORE 99

If I move slow enough, maybe he won't notice... SCORE 145

The battle just started SCORE 139

Trolling a squirrel. SCORE 203

What is the function of the bovines? SCORE 21

Henlo good fren SCORE 45

Can practically hear their diabolical laugh SCORE 102

30 dr. seuss quotes SCORE 129

This is why high heels hurt your feet. SCORE 288

It's on my resume. SCORE 108

Good advice. SCORE 152

I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy SCORE 93

If You're Going To Work Out SCORE 90

Never trust anybody. SCORE 189

My friend’s impressive crocheting SCORE 66

Customer service job interview SCORE 77

LOVING YOUR BEST FRIEND SCORE 284

I can relate. SCORE 204

So far so good! SCORE 21

Andy trying to become a cop. SCORE 196

When your good deed backfires SCORE 181

My favorite show from the '90's SCORE 58