*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
spicy water(TM) SCORE 16
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
yeah you motherducker SCORE 32
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
perfect suggestion, netflix SCORE 9
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
nerd moment SCORE 12
want my McNumber? SCORE 5
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
the reader vs viewer wars continue SCORE 19
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
she really gets me SCORE 13
the happiest cat alive SCORE 47
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
working from home problems SCORE 27
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19