The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
ENCORE! SCORE 22
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Flying first class SCORE 24
request denied SCORE 30
What year is ist? SCORE 34
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
My resume lied SCORE 30
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Problem solved SCORE 42
My dream day SCORE 24
True friendship SCORE 23
The end is nigh SCORE 39
Sounds painful SCORE 28
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Just keep swimming SCORE 37