It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Discuss. SCORE -25
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Ladies… SCORE 158
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346