Literally just got done revising and re-bullshitting my resume for a job at my university. SCORE 171
Oops, I spilled water all over my face… SCORE 157
Ever Seen A Half-Albino Peacock? SCORE 15
College be like SCORE 166
Next call: "Mom, don't freak out, but I'm in the morgue…" SCORE 177
Hole in a net SCORE 130
Who are guys supposed to have sex with? SCORE 184
4 minutes, 33 seconds SCORE 200
Perfect Tattoo For All The Internet People SCORE 8
Head lice SCORE 111
Poor babies SCORE 14
Being An Overprotective Dad SCORE 158
Busy schedule SCORE 115
When will Tumblr stop ruining my childhood SCORE 13
The Logistics of Santa Claus SCORE -4
Realistic Icebergs By Zaria Forman SCORE 182
If I had a dollar for every time SCORE 167
Apparently I’ve Been Cleaning It Wrong My Whole Life SCORE 119
Anderson Cooper everybody. SCORE 105
Instagram collage SCORE 130
I can totally relate to this SCORE 148
Be nice to each other; it’s really all that matters. SCORE -6
Respect to these guys SCORE 192
The longest receipt SCORE 6
Born in the wrong generation SCORE 157
For Those Who Say Women Are The Weaker Gender SCORE 13
If You Ever Feel Sad… SCORE 12
He Was 16 When The Nuclear Bombs Exploded in Japan SCORE 12
Lumberjack Cake SCORE 127
How We Call Crippling Snowstorms SCORE 83
Having Your Period SCORE 5
Define heck SCORE 157
