Gold digger. SCORE 12
Too soon? SCORE -79
Whenever my crush isn’t into me. SCORE 190
Seems legit SCORE 2
The life of a fortune. SCORE 157
Freedom. SCORE 395
Yo dawg, I heard you liked emulators. SCORE 176
How to kill a unicorn. SCORE -200
It’s Yolo Swaggins now… SCORE 145
I hate when this happens. SCORE 142
Whenever I meet someone that likes Twilight. SCORE 232
Oh stop it, Q. SCORE 11
This pizza wishes to exterminate you. SCORE 156
Golden Snitch bracelet. SCORE 237
Scumbag cats… SCORE 122
Be mine? SCORE 127
99 problems. SCORE 205
Maximum derp. SCORE 153
Scumbag Dumbledore. SCORE 342
Accurate. SCORE 78
A swimming pool at Hearst Castle. SCORE 300
BURN! SCORE 9
Grieving is hard. SCORE 2
Star Wars letterpress Valentine’s Day cards. SCORE 151
and none for Gretchen Weiners. SCORE 125
If everyone is entitled to their opinions… SCORE 14
How I feel applying for jobs fresh out of college. SCORE 227
Kids can be so cruel. SCORE 132
Because, reasons. SCORE 28
A horse vs. 18 men. SCORE 170
The cutest bunny! SCORE 103
Texting while flying. SCORE 78
