Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Burn! SCORE 216
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Seal SCORE 28
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Genius. SCORE 145
Burn! SCORE 249
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Being sick. SCORE 140
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Probably… SCORE 185
Accurate. SCORE 112
Never forget. SCORE 159
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
