til death do us part SCORE 22
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
the astley paradox SCORE 19
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
whatever it takes SCORE 16
enter my what now? SCORE 27
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
dreams are fun SCORE 28
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
all natural SCORE 22
therapy burn SCORE 29
this is genius SCORE 26
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
one is never an option SCORE 10
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
not a high success rate SCORE 25
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
have it their way SCORE 16
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17