How to brush your teeth like a real man. SCORE 95
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
I have something in common with Charlie Brown. SCORE 213
What it’s like to own a cat. SCORE 176
These penguins think they’re kangaroos. SCORE 151
Looks like. SCORE 270
Meow SCORE 0
Pounce! SCORE 168
Good dog Milo. SCORE 287
Three. SCORE 192
Soon. SCORE 89
Because cats are jerks, that’s why. SCORE 84
The power of a leather jacket. SCORE 232
or women :/ SCORE 9
Bizarro high heels. SCORE 135
There can only be one SCORE 383
Adventure Time meets Star Wars. SCORE 72
The object to your left… SCORE 5
Electro SCORE -7
A few hours after I eat at Taco-Bell. SCORE 151
I’m not short, I’m compact. SCORE 257
Nom Nom Nom SCORE 2
Marilyn’s measurements. SCORE 125
Where lemonade comes from. SCORE 145
Where Children Sleep: Portraits From Around The World. SCORE 293
How I solve Rubik’s Cubes. SCORE 161
Like cows needed to be any more delicious. SCORE 141
Replace guns with thumbs. SCORE 97
Shave the whales. SCORE 83
How pandas are made. SCORE 139
NOPE. SCORE 13
Your face while reading this post. SCORE 187
