Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
M O I S T U R I Z E M E SCORE 27
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
More like $60 SCORE 31
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 23
When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22
Cat maths SCORE 28
That is quite the analogy, bud. SCORE 22
Sad ball is sad… :| SCORE 26
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
WWJD SCORE 33
At least you’re in the right place… SCORE 32
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Beware the camel chip cookies… SCORE 8
All jokes aside… SCORE 27
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27
You could just tell there was something about that one… SCORE 27
Highly relatable, child. SCORE 33
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 27
One bite and you’ll be hooked… SCORE 28
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 29
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
Your case is curry. SCORE 19
Thanks, ma. SCORE 30
The lack of self awareness… SCORE 28
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 22
