The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Old Habits SCORE 81
#stopit SCORE 98
Don’t get too hurt SCORE 71
Hooty whom SCORE 63
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 130
Can not unsee. SCORE 104
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 131
How Your Body Works SCORE 130
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
Medical alphabet. SCORE 82
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
huh… $43 M… SCORE 98
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 66
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
