When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 156
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 151
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
How I die. SCORE 289
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Then I danced like this. SCORE 177
The truth about 3D movies. SCORE 215
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Roses are red. SCORE 334
My neighbors listen to very good music, whether they like it or not. SCORE 230
English is hard. SCORE 291
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Attack! SCORE 196
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
Skyrim IRL. SCORE 88
How I shower. SCORE 156
Touché. SCORE 336
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Burn. SCORE 158
Baby on board. SCORE 185
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
