I want to unfriend you… but. SCORE 258
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
Sage advice. SCORE 87
Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 289
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Family photos. SCORE 2
LOL SCORE 5
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
Clever… SCORE 288
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 20
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
wow… SCORE 1
WAT DOING? SCORE 184
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
30 minutes later… SCORE 332
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
NOPE. SCORE 207
