Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
My friend’s chin is a shark. SCORE 242
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Soon. SCORE 8
Trying to eat a Nature Valley bar SCORE 208
Well Played Bruce, Well Played… SCORE 2
The future. SCORE 23
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Introducing the Nopefish. SCORE 295
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
The power of barking SCORE 18
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
R.E.M. SCORE 15
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Oh… SCORE 8
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
