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Dat+sun.
SCORE 127
Tom+cruise+is+an+inspiration.
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
The+chilly+box+is+becoming+self-aware%26%238230%3B
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
You+are+pure+comedy%26%238230%3B+to+someone.
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
In+other+news%2C+cats+climb+irreverently.
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Step+up+your+game%2C+IHOP.
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
A+wordsmith%2C+really.
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
It+does+burn+a+bit.
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Sir%2C+this+is+a+Wendy%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Aw%2C+Nuts%21
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
The+ladder+economy+is+booming%2C+these+days.
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Hello+fren.
Hello fren. SCORE 27
A+rare+edit.
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Educate+thyself+on+the+many+windows.
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
Light+it+up+baby%21
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
The+Entrepreneurial+spirit.
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Take+care+the+single+ladies.
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+think+of+the+sea+turtles%3F%21
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
%26%238230%3Bof+course+they+drive+a+Ford.
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+plate+for+Pi.
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
Tale+as+old+as+time.
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
I+am+mostly+broken%26%238230%3B
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Yeah+I+could+go+for+one+of+those%26%238230%3B
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
You+gonna+die+clown%21
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Just+Doctor+Phil+things%26%238230%3B
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
Just+ask+her+to+grab+it+for+you%26%238230%3B
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
OK+so+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+they+wear+the+pants%26%238230%3B
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
Are+ya+ready+kid%3F
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Spot+on%2C+though.
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
The+Zoom+wars+of+2021
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 35
Aawooof%21
Aawooof! SCORE 35
Is+father+going+to+bury+me+in+the+garden%26%238230%3B%3F
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Be+gentle%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+long+time.
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
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