Light travels faster than sound. SCORE 197
Women always have that one extra back-up plan. SCORE 8
Go home Gandalf, you’re drunk… SCORE 212
The suit is awesome! SCORE 13
Marilyn Manson SCORE 6
Onward! SCORE 13
Not sure if looking at… SCORE 221
Meanwhile, at the reaping… SCORE 15
The ultimate push-up. SCORE 185
The end of the sidewalk. SCORE 226
Cat Farts SCORE 16
Whenever my friend tells me about his new crush. SCORE 13
Easy way to teach fractions using Legos to children SCORE 241
Dwarf logic. SCORE 234
Wat SCORE 6
Catman! SCORE 18
Riot Ninja SCORE 12
Ten things you should never say to a girl. SCORE 203
This made me listen to the song :) SCORE 171
Every pizza roll ever. SCORE 164
Thor and Falkor. SCORE 174
Reasons why you click the “like” button. SCORE 86
You make an excellent point. SCORE 172
Playing with your food. SCORE -14
One of the most unattractive things I’ve ever seen SCORE -15
Baby otters jumping SCORE 238
Even funnier if you read it with their voices :) SCORE 20
Girl… Do you even lift? SCORE 204
Who let River supervise children?! SCORE 262
Being an adult is overrated. SCORE 17
Careful what you wish for. SCORE 277
WELL THIS IS ACCURATE. SCORE 23