
Cats don’t care SCORE 17

I eat knives for breakfast SCORE 11

I ate my kids’ Halloween candy… SCORE 38

Love can kill ya. SCORE 14

Dead beet. SCORE 11

My thoughts on breakfast food SCORE 232

There was a spider… SCORE 18

truth SCORE 277

Faaaaaabulous!! SCORE 12

The force is strong in this pig. SCORE 236

Perfect timing. SCORE 16

Treats?! SCORE 133

Baby’s mind blown. SCORE 151

Best Halloween masked ball makeup I’ve seen SCORE 234

My Life Would Be Complete SCORE 16

Scumbag drunk drivers SCORE 252

Good idea. SCORE 277

Things to NEVER say to an artist. SCORE 245

I keep getting rhymes in my head that end with -orny. SCORE 2

Selective hearing… SCORE 263

Angle of depression SCORE 219

Best dad eve-..hmm. SCORE 4

Bowling fail SCORE 14

More restaurants should offer this special SCORE 141

silly thor SCORE 226

Oops. SCORE 246

Attack! SCORE 163

Summer vs. Winter SCORE 288

To Kill a Mockingbird. SCORE 17

Cat puns… SCORE 189

It’s midterm time again… SCORE 202

Thor or Loki? SCORE 290