He sees you when you’re eating. SCORE 125
Sounds familiar… SCORE 62
It’s amazing what jaw surgery can do. SCORE 200
When I have to close a door behind someone SCORE 8
how to get good grades SCORE 170
Definition Of Irony SCORE 0
So it begins. SCORE 126
Oops… SCORE 46
Truer words have never been spoken. SCORE 13
Bad to the bone. SCORE 107
There are two kinds of people. SCORE 7
Stop scrolling, stop scrolling, stop scrolling… SCORE 14
People exploding. SCORE 153
This happens every year. SCORE 8
Baroque Obama. SCORE 133
If the Disney princesses were sloths. SCORE 7
Words. SCORE 93
Looking at the notes after my exam SCORE 147
I’m gonna have some trouble after Christmas too… SCORE 12
20 minutes into my Physics exam… SCORE 110
This wooden table embedded with photoluminescent resin SCORE 159
Geezer edition. SCORE 90
Americans vs. Russians drinking Vodka. SCORE 10
Breaking dad. SCORE 15
You fart a balloon’s worth of gas per day. SCORE 12
Vegan fun fact SCORE 137
My thoughts exactly. SCORE 7
Best Christmas Books of All Times SCORE 5
Motivational quotes from The Mindy Project. SCORE 12
The Avengers. SCORE 174
Shanghai 1987-2014 SCORE 104
feelings… SCORE 192
