How the internet works. SCORE 181
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
China vs Germany SCORE 294
40 years later. SCORE 121
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
No. SCORE 88
Every time. SCORE 123
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Accurate. SCORE 174
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Puppy! SCORE 107
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
BURN! SCORE 232
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7