
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213

Sharing is caring. SCORE 20

Instagram is down… SCORE 5

They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137

Lasagna. SCORE 9

Ross, is that you? SCORE 246

Silly pandas… SCORE 154

Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18

I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178

Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 170

Uggcitrin. SCORE 82

Only care about what’s important! SCORE 14

Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20

Where babies come from… SCORE 285

Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125

They called it Sims. SCORE -116

When going for a haircut. SCORE 100

Look at all this work! SCORE 13

The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118

I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18

Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127

Jerk! SCORE 125

Never go full retard! SCORE 237

Cats are jerks. SCORE 142

Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123

David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98

History class in one sentence. SCORE 303

Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142

Buddies. SCORE 18

Attention seekers. SCORE 120

Dear God. SCORE 119

Words. SCORE 200