My dog left me a present. SCORE 266
Global warming. SCORE 127
Ways to be loved. SCORE 173
I hate broccoli. SCORE 248
I miss being a tree. SCORE 276
How I feel after a power nap. SCORE 198
What my alarm sounds like. SCORE 235
Park anywhere button. SCORE 228
White people problems. SCORE 155
Words. SCORE 248
History of the world. SCORE 283
A diagram of me. SCORE 199
How to make cotton candy. SCORE 171
You’re next. SCORE 161
Tank disguise. SCORE 238
Tips for success with women. SCORE 156
The weekend. SCORE 258
Oh Bill. SCORE 141
I can relate. SCORE 283
Seeing-eye horse. SCORE 143
Painting reality. SCORE 141
How to use chopsticks. SCORE 107
Chew-Bach-a SCORE 159
Need a new emoticon? SCORE 247
Hey, happy birthday!!!! SCORE 243
The nerve. SCORE 239
It happens. SCORE 341
Do want. SCORE 156
Fact. SCORE 211
Finnish hotel and igloo resort. SCORE 246
IV Nutella. SCORE 134
Maybe next time… SCORE 118
