Logic is a gift. SCORE 30
This is what Judge Judy lives for. SCORE 33
*bzzzh* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh* SCORE 36
The Joker, through the ages. SCORE 19
Alternative Bodybuilders SCORE 23
A beautiful dachshund with vitiligo. SCORE 29
Gotta get your hair did. She is not wrong. SCORE 7
Neandertallica is a thing, now. SCORE 21
Green eggs are overrated. SCORE 16
Nobody told her the PPE wasn’t just a fashion accessory. SCORE 14
That bitch Carole Baskin SCORE 23
New York Telephone Co. suggests a phone, for these rough times. SCORE 32
Bartenders finding alternative work… SCORE 28
Blessed gran. SCORE 27
Suck it, Trebek. SCORE 31
The Pandemic Era is born. SCORE 30
To hell with waspsps. SCORE 38
MM/DD/YYYY is superior. SCORE 22
…a dash of twig. SCORE 32
IMPENDING DOOOOOOM, it seems. SCORE 34
Time to get funky SCORE 23
Fashonistas hate this one trick! SCORE 25
Cancel culture needs to chill. SCORE 25
If I were a betting man… SCORE 28
*poke* the rats. SCORE 23
Elon musk wanted to have Mario kart on tesla smart screens… allegedly. SCORE 33
Behold! The mother! SCORE 28
Shirts are advisable. SCORE 26
Has a different vibe to it… SCORE 29
Calvin was the OG tiger king SCORE 25
Was the enthusiasm warranted, though? SCORE 13
You must use the Force, Mary. SCORE 23