you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
texagons SCORE 23
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
no SCORE 23
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
help, i woke up SCORE 32
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
nature is healing SCORE 29
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 31
space facts on your back SCORE 37
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
the council has convened. SCORE 15
a true work of art SCORE 13
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
muggle born SCORE 15
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
