The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
The one true science SCORE 32
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
This kid lives. SCORE 41
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
