The only dates I get. SCORE 100
Why not do this to all buildings? SCORE 177
Daniel Radcliffe has a new career as a dog walker. SCORE 173
Harry Potter v. Justin Bieber SCORE 283
Sexual feelings. SCORE -10
I’m yellin timber… SCORE 14
Scumbag fire alarm. SCORE 112
Sloths are cute SCORE -1
anyone with kids will understand SCORE 8
It thinks it owns the place… SCORE 17
So much for freedom… SCORE 8
Learning from the best. SCORE 133
When my mom asks me how I look so calm when finals are coming up. SCORE 18
Van Gone. SCORE 122
8-bit floor. SCORE 160
When racism backfires. SCORE 279
Mmmm, donuts… SCORE 10
How to Manual on a Skateboard SCORE -2
Heat Sensitive Wallpaper SCORE 200
What type of shirt is this, cotton? SCORE 140
don’t fall asleep with your feet out the window. bikers will tickle you SCORE 22
#DrunkSherlockisthebestSherlock SCORE 158
I fit perfectly in a C cup. SCORE 147
The truth comes out. SCORE 14
What’s Your Dream Job? SCORE 19
I wish this would work on me. SCORE 18
Passive-aggressive Christians SCORE 10
Selfie level: 1995. SCORE 5
good question SCORE -13
Definition of life. SCORE 14
Mexico vs. The Netherlands as Game of Thrones’ Oberyn and The Mountain. SCORE -13
Sucks. SCORE 162
