How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
The power of barking SCORE 18
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Same thing… SCORE 21
Burn!!! SCORE 1
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
2pactopus SCORE 113
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
The Twortle SCORE 142
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Accurate. SCORE 146
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
