
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18

2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31

Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23

Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22

Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 30

A man of gawd. SCORE 13

We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21

Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28

Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24

Long live the queen!? SCORE 30

everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27

Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24

Corona bad. SCORE 28

Never forget. SCORE 30

I mean… They’re not wrong. SCORE 28

Absolute class. SCORE 25

Preach, Papa. SCORE 41

The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19

do your best, babe. SCORE 26

Yeah that seems like it should be an easier decision than it is… SCORE 37

thicc SCORE 13

Beware the danger. SCORE 27

This is what it’s like when doge attac. SCORE 23

PASS SCORE 19

To the rescue? SCORE 24

Big wreckage… SCORE 24

You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27

I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24

Eat some greens, doll. SCORE 17

Death by words SCORE 24

Driving an Edison SCORE 31

DJ Jazzy Jeff knew. SCORE 27