Howling lessons SCORE 9
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Same thing… SCORE 21
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The Twortle SCORE 142
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Accurate. SCORE 146
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Burn!!! SCORE 1
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
2pactopus SCORE 113
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
