Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
How politics work. SCORE 298
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Every time. SCORE 182
I > You. SCORE 272
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Do want. SCORE 248
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
YOLO. SCORE 128
Sharkspear. SCORE 355
On the one hand. SCORE 126
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Oh really? SCORE 174
It’s true. SCORE 209
Every time… SCORE 142
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
