This sushi wants to build a wall SCORE 62
I don’t procrastinate SCORE 64
Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over. SCORE 116
You can see an owl’s eyes through its ears SCORE 63
Well, that got dark fast. SCORE 108
When you’re at a party full of people you don’t know… SCORE 101
How are these not called S’moreos? SCORE 67
Welcome… to Hell! SCORE 61
When flies rub their hands together SCORE 123
How To Make Friends As An Adult SCORE 94
Hillary Clinton dresses like she’s in charge of some sort of space federation SCORE 112
Meanwhile, in Russia SCORE 35
Why you don’t leave food in your car in bear country. SCORE 65
accurate SCORE 95
When someone asks if I even lift SCORE 89
If there is no wind. SCORE 87
Great, now I feel bad… SCORE 78
I support this hobby SCORE 105
Functioning Humans Vs. Me SCORE 91
Magnetic levitation lamp SCORE 82
i now pronounce you SCORE 33
Tesla’s prediction SCORE 174
When your dog beats you at Monopoly… SCORE 75
Suprised donor SCORE 157
You know all those vape stores and vape lounges?.. SCORE 56
Son of a- SCORE 80
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 89
Life comes at you fast… SCORE 138
Worst first date SCORE 122
Like SCORE 60
Every Dystopian YA Novel SCORE 145
The Gold SCORE 128
