My resume lied SCORE 30
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
request denied SCORE 30
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
Flying first class SCORE 24
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
My dream day SCORE 24
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
ENCORE! SCORE 22
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Stress relief SCORE 45
The end is nigh SCORE 39
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Problem solved SCORE 42
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
What year is ist? SCORE 34
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
