patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
i won’t ask again SCORE 55
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
genius SCORE 26
they blocked my number SCORE 16
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
textbook-ception SCORE 50
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
how could you, son? SCORE 42
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
horny bbq SCORE 30
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
i guess no one in the group chat really likes me SCORE 39
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
porn title SCORE 39
advantage me? SCORE 55
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 38
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 30
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
rowboatcop SCORE 28
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 32
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 25
today was a good day SCORE 38
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 46