i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
glucose guardian SCORE 12
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
boom SCORE 12
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
til death do us part SCORE 23
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
dreams are fun SCORE 28
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
fancy af SCORE 10
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
puzzling SCORE 18
not a high success rate SCORE 25
enter my what now? SCORE 27
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
therapy burn SCORE 29
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
