Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
How to troll. SCORE 182
Every night. SCORE 220
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
This generation. SCORE 265
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Every time. SCORE 180
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Likely. SCORE 177
Like a boss. SCORE 302
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
Forever and always SCORE 0
Karma. SCORE 236
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Lottery SCORE 4
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
