Who wants to play? SCORE 54
When someone asks if I even lift SCORE 86
Ron Swanson. SCORE 132
Papa, no. SCORE 18
Gangnam Style. SCORE 130
Protestor at the 1969 Miss America pageant. SCORE 60
Till death. SCORE 37
Oh, grandma... SCORE 228
English is weird. SCORE 233
Silly Emma. SCORE 304
Harry Potter and the shirt that finally fit... SCORE 307
Put a lazy susan in the fridge? Yes please... SCORE 61
They clean up well. SCORE 133
Harry Potter meets Mean Girls. SCORE 315
This burn would melt steel beams. SCORE 174
That's somehow worse... SCORE 85
My Grandma and nephew fell asleep holding hands today. SCORE 177
Sweet sassy molassey. SCORE 169
Who dat SCORE 79
When a girl says fine SCORE 218
Wash Your Hands Please SCORE 133
Faith in humanity restored! SCORE 232
He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes. Hey! SCORE 119
Bras, never. SCORE 93
I guess one upside to a Trump presidency is that I get to say this for four years SCORE 57
Autocorrect SCORE 114
Child sacrifice SCORE 135
Kanye loves that kanye SCORE 166
Baby Cheetah SCORE 195
I need a hug! SCORE 136
Every time SCORE 272
Teaching... SCORE 188
