A fly on the wall. SCORE 99
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Self control SCORE 100
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 99
The next Pope SCORE 143
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Such Christianity SCORE 195
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 176
How weather works SCORE 68
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
Global Warming SCORE 183
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
I am chill SCORE 102
Packed party. SCORE 116
No contest SCORE 123
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Sharing the Shade SCORE 69
