Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
Person, grab my mouse! SCORE 135
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 212
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
Oprah for president. SCORE 238
One wave to rule them all SCORE 1
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Whenever I’m studying for a test. SCORE 121
Just say NO to drugs! SCORE 216
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Scumbag TSA. SCORE 163
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253
Why I vote. SCORE 150
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
Magic… SCORE 151
How I see math word problems. SCORE 164
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
What if my internet connection is actually really fast? SCORE 194
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 213
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
