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These+aren%26%238217%3Bt+the+droids+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for.
Whoa.
Whoa. SCORE 42
Should+have+collected+that+paycheck+while+you+had+the+chance%26%238230%3B
Should have collected that paycheck while you had the chance… SCORE 32
Nerd+alert%26%238230%3B
Nerd alert… SCORE 52
We+are+all+going+to+die
We are all going to die SCORE 43
WAIT+A+SEC
WAIT A SEC SCORE 33
Got+%26%238216%3Berrrrr
Got ‘errrrr SCORE 19
Birds+don%26%238217%3Bt+exist%2C+bro.
Birds don’t exist, bro. SCORE 28
Checks+out%26%238230%3B
Checks out… SCORE 24
lawd+bless+this+mess
lawd bless this mess SCORE 35
It%26%238217%3Bs+tremendous%2C+the+losing.
It’s tremendous, the losing. SCORE 38
homophones+are+fun.
homophones are fun. SCORE 27
Ok.+Somebody+please+check+the+science.
Ok. Somebody please check the science. SCORE 32
Miss+you%2C+boy.
Miss you, boy. SCORE 47
Madame+Tussauds+in+Berlin+tossed+Mr.+Trump+into+dumpster.
Madame Tussauds in Berlin tossed Mr. Trump into dumpster. SCORE 29
Artwork+on+a+rice+grain
Artwork on a rice grain SCORE 39
Yeah+you+need+to+get+out+more%26%238230%3B
Yeah you need to get out more… SCORE 41
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+shop+here%26%238230%3B
I can’t shop here… SCORE 28
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+how+any+of+this+works..
That’s not how any of this works.. SCORE 26
Bullets+before+and+after
Bullets before and after SCORE 19
Make+a+habit+of+punching+bears.
Make a habit of punching bears. SCORE 40
I+am+the+walrus%21
I am the walrus! SCORE 30
Say+it+out+loud.
Say it out loud. SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+par+3.
It’s a par 3. SCORE 30
Testing+the+new+label+maker%26%238230%3B
Testing the new label maker… SCORE 38
This+week+on+I+Don%26%238217%3Bt+Want+to+be+Homeless%26%238230%3B
This week on I Don’t Want to be Homeless… SCORE 56
Cute+little+ass%3F
Cute little ass? SCORE 32
checks+out%26%238230%3B
checks out… SCORE 32
%2Apluck%2A
*pluck* SCORE 21
The+long+clap.
The long clap. SCORE 51
Nile+crocodile+hatchling.
Nile crocodile hatchling. SCORE 26
Mummy%2C+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+fall+asleep+here%26%238230%3B
Mummy, I didn’t fall asleep here… SCORE 19
%2Athrows+pumpkin+spice+latte+at+tv%2A
*throws pumpkin spice latte at tv* SCORE 20
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%2ANot+all+birbs+are+created+equally.
*Not all birbs are created equally. SCORE 51
2134+now%26%238230%3B
2134 now… SCORE 98
America+is+such+a+Becky
America is such a Becky SCORE 64
Grandmother%2C+no.
Grandmother, no. SCORE 35
A+cement+truck+crashed+near+Winganon%2C+Oklahoma+in+the+1950s+and+the+mixer+was+too+heavy+to+move.+It%26%238217%3Bs+still+there%3B+locals+have+painted+it+to+look+like+an+abandoned+NASA+capsule.
A cement truck crashed near Winganon, Oklahoma in the 1950s and the mixer was too heavy to move. It’s still there; locals have painted it to look like an abandoned NASA capsule. SCORE 95
Jesus+was+here.
Jesus was here. SCORE 54
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