4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
bender logic SCORE 8
My reaction whenever I’m told to clean my room. SCORE 171
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Swag starter kit. SCORE 168
Stephen Colbert on racism. SCORE 176
Why you’re here. SCORE 171
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
How your cat dies. SCORE 134
Human stahp SCORE 0
I’d live here. SCORE 225
Feeling down? SCORE 104
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
I do this. SCORE 237
jabba the cat SCORE 4
Coincidence? SCORE 87
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
duckface SCORE -9
The new apple laptops SCORE 6
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
Cyclops’ cat. SCORE 54
Now what? SCORE 174
Soon! SCORE 132
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
I bet onions are pretty insecure. SCORE 149
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -27
Would not bang SCORE -13
what obama looks like SCORE -10
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
