I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Because Cute SCORE 16
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
The new Batman SCORE 11
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
…Yummy… SCORE 5
The first day of school. SCORE 228
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179