Your pet poodle is not a service dog. SCORE 80
Mr.President SCORE 153
This puppy finally caught his tail! SCORE 126
If Google says so. SCORE 77
Holy shet SCORE 43
You Need A Best Friend Named Sam SCORE 106
Naptime in 3…2…1 SCORE 104
My girlfriend of ten years everyone SCORE 70
Sudden realisation SCORE 210
A+ for effort SCORE 134
A twitchy tail is a sign of an impending cat slap SCORE 112
The French are amazing SCORE 70
Creepy faces in popcorn. SCORE 67
These shoes are just my type SCORE 93
Indian Wonder Women Cosplay SCORE 237
what a waste SCORE 116
Caught this fox napping in my garden SCORE 156
They hate you when you’re up SCORE 149
A cure for everything SCORE 231
Looks like the fad is over… SCORE 88
New York Kids SCORE 134
Ted Cruz. SCORE 68
Canadian government SCORE 107
Ron could not be more proud. SCORE 162
Everyday all day SCORE 98
She knows shes a good girl SCORE 131
Johnny Carson pranks a Potato Chip Collector SCORE 108
My son did not enjoy this book. 0/10. Do not recommend. SCORE 73
This sign… SCORE 114
Stay positive SCORE 78
Eminem & Elton John at the 2001 Grammys SCORE 96
This might be my favorite Tweet of all time SCORE 105
